Win A 4 Pack Of VS Goliath And A Btl Of Craft Wine From Brewers And Union
The office is a gauntlet of appropriate behavioral landmines. Farting in bed with your partner is funny; farting in the staff kitchen in front of the new receptionist is not. Practical jokes involving a nail gun and your housemate’s cupboards are funny, practical jokes involving a nail gun and your boss’s desk is not. As if the stress of simply turning up at the office every day wasn’t enough, the average desk bound office dweller has to constantly be weary of making inappropriate comments. Which is why alcohol and work seldom mix well together.
Corporate office parties are littered with the stunted careers of once promising accountants who couldn’t hold their alcohol. Careers cut short by an unappreciated ass grab or a retelling of the night you got so drunk you
To help you unwind from the stress of dealing with work place decorum Work’s Kak and
have a 4 pack of Versus Goliath and a bottle of Craft Wine for you to enjoy after work.
Just tell us the most inappropriate thing you’ve said or done at the office. Drunk or sober, we won’t judge. If it had a serious repercussion then that’s even funnier. The best one will get beered.
I used to wok for a company that took all the staff away for a weekend. They plied us with alcohol and told us that whatever happens on that weekend would stay there and that we should feel free to be ourselves. It turns out that drinking scotch from the bottle while hanging off your boss’s daughter and asking her if she wants to make out, didn’t fall into the category of things that would be forgiven. I don’t work there anymore.
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COMP ENDS AT 16:00 TODAY
AND NOW FOR SOME TASTING NOTES
This copper-coloured amber lager is full of toasty, malty flavour, yet balanced and complex. Hints of vanilla, caramel and toffee are deftly countered by grassy hops to deliver a delightfully crisp, dry finish.
Food Pairing: Pizza, spaghetti bolognaise, lasagne, burgers and barbeques!
330mlx24
5% ABV. 8 week brewing time. Ingredients: Barley, yeast, hops and water.
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I was working at a busy internet cafe and was walking up and down to see if anyone needed help…anyhow…the girls on this one machine started smiling and laughing uncontrollably, but some guy called me and said to me that my zip was undone…hectic…especially as I wasn’t wearing any underwear.
I said to the girls “you were allowed to look”…that was so embarrassing !