Bill Gates Turns Off The Internet
As many of you may know, they are turning off the Internet next week. Apparently Bill Gates is just going to flip the switch, no questions asked. As frightening as that sounds, think about how that will positively affect your workweek:
1) You may have trouble getting to work because nothing electronic will function – everyone knows electricity runs on the Internet.
2) You won’t have any way of absorbing information, which will work marvelously when playing stupid.
3) You won’t have to deal with paddle boarding Oupas in pink sweaters
On a more honest note though, the folks here at
Will be out of action for the week of 28 May to 4 June. During that time we will be awesomefying the shit out of ourselves for you Desk Haters.
Hope you all have a kickass week and make sure to tell the Dirty W we said his days are numbered.
Yours on permanent lunch break,